I'm Not Dead!

As I was leaving for work this morning, I suddenly saw this bug with half it's body hanging out of a baggie on the kitchen counter. I had no idea what or where this thing came from! The bug did not appear to be dead, but he certainly was not moving much. He appareantly was alive enough to chew or claw through a baggie, though. But I was in a hurry, no time to get the camera out, so I took a few quick ones with my phone.
So the story I got this evening was...the bug was on the floor next to the dog bowl. Jim also noticed he was not moving much. Thinking he would not last much longer, Jim put him in a baggie and then would give him to Larry, the bug collector, after it died.  Tossed it up on the counter and forgot about him. (yeah, that's nice dear, throw a dead bug up on the counter!!!)
Well, guess what, he's not dead! And he is not on the counter in the baggie any longer either. He is somewhere in this house, happy that he fooled several people, and living free!